Now am sitting @ my desk and thinking about what should be my next post and not getting any thing....and a sudden thunderbolt hit me....and guess Wat it was not the idea..it was my senior saying that U ARE IN OFFICE DO SOME WORK and then...............................
THIS WAS A INTERVIEW BETWEEN Mr:OBAMA AND Vivek Iyer (ITS ME)
He said that he was impressed with my blog(after interview i came to know that he was referring another blog :-/ ).and am presenting the interview as it is(Parental Guidance not needed for kids but needed for adults)
Why i started Blogging
FACT :Before my entry or after my entry into this blogging world there was no change most of the bloggers are famous and having a ratio of minimum 100 unique visits + 20 comments + 100 plus followers per day and when u are comparing them with me i am no where nearer to Andromeda galaxy from this world...and even i know that am below seventh or 8th grade in English(if there is one) but still am writing this post and it is my 72nd post
Thats ok Buddy Why u started Blogging????(Got angry)
I told him that wait my friend we are not standing in front of a ration shop where every people wants their things very early and i started a story ...A aunty whos waiting in the Q was thinking about the kesari(a red color sweet this blog's owner hates) she was going to prepare after getting sugar..and guess what sugar was emptied before her turn( this is blog owner's English) and she went on a rampage and abused that the ration employe's second wife was about to deliver a male pig(FACTS ARE PRESENTED AS IT IS) after hearing this ration emp told that he don't have any second wife and i was in the biggest dilemma that whether he had 2nd wife or not.at that time that aunty asked me "why u have started Blogging"
.Obama Gets More angry and shouts STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP....
Three male Commandos cam inside and every one was looking like Stone Cold(WWE 1998-2004)
and i felt a slight simulation below stomach and checked my pants...and said to myself that "thank god not even a drop released " then Obama asked those commandos stand beside me and asked
WHY U STARTED BLOGGING (very louder voice which makes even a elephant to urinate )
Vivek: Wait sir lemme finish the story and will tell the reason behind my blogging
1st command : Came nearer to me
Vivek: Checked my pants again and no drops
OBAMA: I want the answer now ... i think u are related to wikileaks
Vivek : Sir i was only checking my leaks(pants) sir
1st commander :Loads his gun
Vivek: i was checking my gun(a body part)
Obama : Tell me y u started this blog(he referred a Pakistani Blog)
Vivek : I don't know sir
Obama: put him onGuantanamo Bay
Vivek :Some water started leaking but i dono from where???????????????? and went on dreaming
flash of pictures came to my mind
I opened my eyes and sat down on desk and saw whole office staring at me.. and my blog post i mentioned in the beginning
and they asked me Why u are Blogging????????????
PS:Dont watch inception very carefully
So why i started Blogging???????????????????
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